Tally-ho! I'm the murderer

I'm a 16-year-old guy from Vermont.

This is my blog on Tumblr. Like many, it's just stuff that other people post that I reblog. Though of course I have the occasional original stuff. But you already knew that! (Also if you just want to see my original stuff I have an art blog and an A Timothy Original tag.)

So, enormous list of things I like, in no order to speak of: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Whose Line?, Homestuck, Nutella, The Princess Bride, Foyle's War, Laurie Anderson, The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Jethro Tull, The Moody Blues, Fun., Deadmau5, MC Frontalot, Flight of the Conchords, Muse, Pomplamoose, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, [title of show], The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, correcting others' grammar, giving back massages, getting back scratches, Circular Gallifreyan, The Truman Show, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, Palatino, taking photos, Freddie Wong (freddiew), the Vlogbrothers, Ryan Higa (nigahiga), Toby Turner (tobuscus), Julian Smith, ImprovEverywhere, OK Go, Tim Minchin, Craig Benzine (wheezywaiter), my computer, other small electronic devices of mine, Photoshop, theater, musical theater, and last but certainly not least, my epic girlfriend.

People (recently including one of my teachers and my sister) seem to have a difficult time with the pickup note of the fourth line of the chorus. Please listen and take note, so you can avoid the embarrassing situation of getting three-quarters through the chorus and suddenly realizing you’re on the wrong half of the beat. Also so I don’t get annoyed when I hear you singing it wrong.
Thank you in advance.

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dewbong:

missing e hasn’t been updated in at least 3 months and it’s startin to feel like Batman has hung up the cowl and we’re left to defend for ourselves

use Xkit

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spytap:

pberntsen:

cheatsheet:

Is it summer yet? 

Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat thheeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

This.

Changes.

EVERYTHING!

odditiesoflife:

Long Term Exposure Photos of Fireworks

Photographer David Johnson captures the International Fireworks Show in Ottawa, Canada using an unusual photographic technique of long term exposure. His photos of fireworks look more like bacteria under a microscope. The results are amazing.

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icelandonfire:

5 MAGIC BEANS GIVEAWAY
Undoubtedly the best one ever.
What makes them magic? Who knows? Love? Wizards? Jesus? POINT IS THEY’RE EFFIN MAGIC

Rules and stuff:
1. Don’t have to follow, just like or reblog.
2. Winner will be chosen randomly.
3. I’ll reveal the winner on May 15th.
4. Ask box must be open so I can get your shipping info, U.S. only.
5. Must agree to NOT CONSUME BEANS. The magic may have adverse effects.
6. I am not responsible for damage done by any giants.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, don’t pass it up.

cookiedoughtavros:

yes a giveaway!!!

* custom made bracelets of your choice!!!

* troll doll of you choice!!!

* a brand new ipod!!!!

Rules:

*have to be following me (if your not i will kick you off)

*one like and one reblog

ends June 1st

sweet-bitsy:

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

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knochensoldaten:

porrim:

♡ If you have any other questions, feel free to message me!

Ah yes

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awkwardsituationist:

high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

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jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

lol nice try, vegan

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I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

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galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

we had a calculus field trip today, it was pretty fun

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coinmate:

thedavesofourlives:

the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god

WHY IS HE A JANITOR

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